Release Date

03 Nov, 2000

Runtime

01:35: (HH:MM)

Synopsis

They're a couple of zeros short of a grand

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

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Actors

Chris Beattie

Greg McLane

Charlie Hardwick

Roy Hudd

Tim Healy

Kevin Whately

Kerry Ann Christiansen

Jody Baldwin

Tracey Wilkinson

Willie Ross

Tracy Whitwell

Su Elliot

Daniel James Lake

Libby Davison

Val McLane

Adam Fogerty

Anne Orwin

Lynne Wilmot

Brendan P. Healy

Alan Shearer

Charlie Richmond

Crew

Mark Herman

Peter Burgis

Paul Carr

Andie Derrick

Graham Daniel

Robert Farr

Michael Feinberg

Joe Gallagher

Ray Merrin

Clive Winter

Mark Herman

Elizabeth Karlsen

Cathy Lord

Stephen Woolley